Have you seen my stapler?

(Source: freecocaine, via askinnyblackman)

pazu-humerus:

YES

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

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really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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vurtual:

Fingal Head (by Byron Prukston)

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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